Welcome fanboys, fangirls and haters to the official website for my production company. We at Epic Media Productions work very hard to bring you the single greatest video game review show on the entire internet, oh yeah that's right:
If you aren't aware of what this is, then you're missing out. This is the best show on the fucking internet. We're taking it back to the good old days. Back when Bat Credit Card and when we were wondering what they were thinking. I am the only person who cares about Gamer culture enough to speak out when people are attacking our favorite studios. I am the only gamer willing to admit my love of corporate art, with NO fear that the wokes will come after me. I am the only man masculine enough to spread the truth that Sonic is a dumb piece of shit for idiots.
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Your stupid series will never be Mario. Sonic is stupid and bad. FUCK OFF! That dumb little hedgehog. IF he was real I'd crush his head with my big man hands. Here is a pic in case you forgot what that fucking idiot asshole looks like.
