To: ██████████@IBS.ie.gov
Are you aware of this "███████" guy? Lotta conspiracy theories on the darker parts of the net about him.
Should we be worried? I mean, you keep telling me he isn't real, but I've seen a lot of evidence at this point.
If he's real, it would kill the entire international bit economy in a WHOLE new way, I'd say you need to be careful.
-██████████████
Subject: Future plans.
To: █████@IBS.ie.gov
Don't remove █████ ████ from the IBS, we just have to get rid of ███ and it'll all be good again, trust me. The issue is all the Vampitocrats in the establishment media, channel 7 basically refuses to platform any other ideas.
Guys like David complain all day that no one wants to repair the bit economy but rejects the one idea that would save it. Just give me some more time.
-J
Subject: SYSTEM COMPROMISED
To: ██████████@IBS.ie.gov
CC: >K██████@psychokillers.com
The Krauser clone machine has fucking broken down. It fucking blew up. FUCK. Do you have ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW BAD THIS IS? You sent in that stupid Guy robot and he fucking ate the last living Krauser. Holy shit. Now we've been hacked, someone has probably intercepted this very fucking email. You're going to the dungeon for a long fucking time asshole. Krauser was a money printer you fucking idiot. I fucking bet it was J██ █████ that fucker knew Krauser would never let ███ be removed from the server, he was too comfortable with his life, picking up stars like it was nothing.
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